Some Gags

From Dilbert From Dilbert Have you seen that old boy collecting trollies at Tesco? He must be pushing seventy odd.

From xkcd "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a supermarket." "How long have you fel...

From Rhymes With Orange I just bought two pints of milk from Aldi. It was an impulse buy. I only went in for a trombone, a wet suit ...

From Rhymes With Orange I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth but . . . . . . one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barco...

From The Argyle Sweater Aldi are selling reindeer steaks this Christmas. Not to be outdone, one of their rivals has started selling Lidl Don...

I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?" She replied to me, "Ammonia Cleaner...

   

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