Some Gags

I really love watching tennis. but I've never been able to figure out why they need a lifeguard.

From Leigh Rubin I bumped into a friend in the street. He had a noticeably large bulge by his groin. "What's going on there?",...

From Chucklebros Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn't work!

From The Jenkins A Serbian tennis player walks into a bar The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of Djok?"

From Rhymes With Orange TOP TIP: Pretend you're a professional tennis player by asking your greengrocer for three apples and then rolli...

From Scribbly G Breaking News NoVax DjoCovid is the first tennis player in history to be eliminated from the Australian Open after miss...

From Rhymes With Orange They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a kilometre away. That seems a bit far‑fetched to me.

From Bizarro

I hired a landscape gardener but he said that he couldn't help me because my garden is portrait. I've just been cast as Oliv...

The Wimbledon Song - Polly Morris Polly Morris