Some Gags

From At Random Comics Why can’t you hear when a pterodactyl goes to the toilet? Because they have a silent p. ...

From Reality Check From Speedbump If you're American when you go into the toilet And American when you leave the toilet What are you whi...

From War and Peas A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet. But they usually only have 4.

From The Argyle Sweater It was early last September As near as I can remember While strolling down a lane in tipsy pride Not a word did I ut...

From The Argyle Sweater A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase. He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes. So, he cal...

From Buni Comic I recently bought a toilet brush. To cut a long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper!

From Speedbump I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the Tube. It only took us an hour to get from Barking to Tooting.

From Speedbump

From Loading Artist I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the cubicle next to me started smoking. How inconsiderate is that? It was so...

From Loading Artist However, he can't, because the punch line is out of order. A man at a party wants to grab some punch, so he walk...

From A Third Thing I was in a public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said, "Hi. How are you today?...

From Scribbly G I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless.

From Bizarro From Waynovision From Scribbly G A few years ago, I invented beach footwear for people with one leg. It was a flop.

From Speedbump 2 clowns were eating a cannibal and one says to the other "I think we're doing this joke wrong"

It's called 'Getting your guns out' because you have the right to bare arms.   Metamorphosis isn't the only book a...

From OffTheMark People saying PIN number or ATM machine really make me LOL out loud.

From Bizarro From Waynovision Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr Dre

From Sunny Street At any one time a bowl of nuts on a bar will have 17 types of urine on them. That's why they're called pe...

Husband: "I've cleaned the bathroom." Wife: "Aw, thanks babe." Husband: "Remind me why we keep the toilet brush...

From The Argyle Sweater