A bald magician pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
Then he put the rabbit right on top of his head and gently lowered the hat down over the rabbit until the rabbit was completely covered.
After a couple seconds of wearing the hat, the magician quickly lifted the hat back up, and presto!
There wasn't a hare on his head.
Non-hyphenated.
Looking very pleased with himself my 7 year old nephew showed me the 'telephone' he had just made from a piece of string and two tin cans.
I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work.
Thankfully I was at work!
How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn't have to do the bloke's future housework?
