Revolutionary Diet

From Moderately Confused

A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat.

A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.

Meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to eat well and exercise! I don't think so.

Whatever You're Into

From Cyanide & Happiness

Because he felt crummy!

Mobile Phone Mobile

From Reality Check

How much "No More Tears" shampoo do you have to rub into a baby's eyes before it stops crying?

Job Interview Weakness

From Pain Comics

Job interviewer: "What would you say is your main weakness?"

Me: "Empathy"

Job interviewer: "Do you mean apathy?"

Me: "Yeah. Whatever"

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Pawblo Picatso Perhaps

or Meowchelangelo maybe

From B Kliban

or could it be Furmeer

                                   or Pawed Monet

                                                            or Henri Catisse

                                                                                      or Frida Katlo

                                                                                                            or Andy Pawhol