100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh, how the stables have turned.
100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh, how the stables have turned.
A man is on holiday in the Maldives when his diving instructor asks him, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?"
"Because, the man replies, "if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat".
If snails are so slow, why don't we ever see them coming?
It's just boom, there's another snail.
Top Tip
If all the toilets in your house are being used and you're desperate for one to be free . . .
. . . try turning off the wifi
What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
An LGBT queue.
THE JOY OF FROGS
Frogs need kisses like anyone else
Not all of them want to become handsome princes
some prefer a more pond-based lifestyle
What if you turn into a handsome prince and the princess really prefers frogs?
What if you're not that handsome a prince?
Maybe you're more handsome a frog?
Let's face it, chances are if you can get kissed fairly regularly by a princess and remain a frog you've got it made
If she gives you tongues then go for it
Yesterday it was so cold that I took my kitten into my bed with me.
The poor thing was frozen.
I thought I'd thaw a putty-tat!