Distancing Issues

From Liniers Cartoon

From Dilbert

Coronavirus and Washing

 

From Speedbump

Have anyone else's gardening skills improved during lockdown?

I planted myself on the sofa in March and I've grown bigger ever since.

Masks

I went to the chemists to get myself a face mask but they had sold out.

They suggested that I try Boots.

I’ve been in A&E for 40 minutes now and I’m sure that it’s the nurses and doctors that I can hear laughing.

 From Bizarro

 From Richard Jolley

 From Wrong Hands

I got a cold call on the ‘phone today asking if I’d recently bought any gloves or masks.

They said that if I had they could check to see if I’d been mis-sold PPE.

Going Out

From Break Of Day

From Wizard Of Id

Additional Working From Home Problems

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

From OffTheMark

Classy

From Moderately Confused

From Daryl Cagle

It may take a village to raise a child, but it's going to take a whole vineyard to homeschool one.

Dating in 2020

From Moderately Confused

Guided By "The Science"

As England's cricketers begin their third test in a month, Matt Hancock is left wondering how they manage to do so many. - HIGNFY

One Man's Meat

 

From Dilbert

Useful Masks

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Test Results

I just got my test results back. I'm COVID-19 free – whoo hoo!

So, let me get this straight. There's no cure for a virus that can be killed by hand sanitizer or soap?

Isolated

 

From Buni Comic

 

From Bruce Plante

How long is this social distancing thing meant to last? My husband keeps trying to come back into the house.

Cursed Goals

From xkcd

From Pearls Before Swine

Are we purchasing school clothes or more alcohol in August? Just asking for a friend.

Reopening?

From Dave Granlund

Supplementary Working From Home Problems

 

From OffTheMark

 

From OffTheMark

 

From OffTheMark

 

From OffTheMark

Homeworking With Masks

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

It’s been a great blessing to be home with the wife for the last few months. We’ve caught up on everything that I’ve done wrong over the last 20 years.

Going To Restaurants

From Strange Brew

 

From Dilbert

Drink O'Clock

From James Breakwell

Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids go to school? Or does that make me a bad teacher?

Enjoying The Ride

From Strange Brew

New Normal

From Dilbert

Never Give Up

From Scribbly G

Does anyone know whether we can start taking showers again yet, or should we just keep washing our hands?

I'm Normally A Social Girl

I'm normally a social girl

I love to meet my mates

But lately with the virus here

We can't go out the gates.

You see, we are the 'oldies' now

We need to stay inside

If they haven't seen us for a while

They'll think we've upped and died.

They'll never know the things we did

Before we got this old

There wasn't any Facebook

So not everything was told.

We may seem sweet old ladies

Who would never be uncouth

But we grew up in the 60s –

If you only knew the truth!

There was sex and drugs and rock 'n roll

The pill and miniskirts

We smoked, we drank, we partied

And were quite outrageous flirts.

Then we settled down, got married

And turned into someone's mum,

Somebody's wife, then nana,

Who on earth did we become?

We didn't mind the change of pace

Because our lives were full

But to bury us before we're dead

Is like red rag to a bull!

So here you find me stuck inside

For 4 weeks, maybe more

I finally found myself again

Then I had to close the door!

It didn't really bother me

I'd while away the hour

I'd bake for all the family

But I've got no bloody flour!

Now Netflix is just wonderful

I like a gutsy thriller

I'm swooning over Idris

Or some random sexy killer.

At least I've got a stash of booze

For when I'm being idle

There's wine and whiskey, even gin

If I'm feeling suicidal!

So let's all drink to lockdown

To recovery and health

And hope this bloody virus

Doesn't decimate our wealth.

We'll all get through the crisis

And be back to join our mates

Just hoping I'm not far too wide

To fit through the flaming gates!

Jan Beaumont

From Jan Beaumont

Viewpoints

From Rick McKee

How It Started, How It Works

From Spectikles

This is the first year that I'm not going to Fiji because of COVID-19.

Normally I don't go because I'm poor.

Time Off Excuse

From Dilbert

We're going to have to stop using the expression, "avoid it like the plague" because it turns out that humans don't do that sort of thing.

A Taste Of Freedom

From Speedbump

From Dave Whamond

EXCLUSIVE: List of confirmed opening times for Super Saturday.

11.00 - Red Lion

12.00 - King's Head

13.00 - Royal Oak

14.00 - Rose and Crown

21.00 - NHS Nightingale

From HIGNFY

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You were never really skinny!

Time of Death: 11.32 4/7/2020

Cause of Death: Coronavirus

2020 Shopping Problem

I can't wait for the non-essential shops to reopen. I've got loads of non-essential shopping that I really don't need to do.

Using Masks

From Dilbert

From Speedbump

After seeing how some people wear their masks, I understand how contraception fails.

Yesterday

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger