From Bizarro
From Bizarro
From Bizarro
Thursday 31 October 2013
Wednesday 30 October 2013
Tuesday 29 October 2013
Monday 28 October 2013
Diggers
Bill, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old tall, tan and terrific babe who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bill's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bill, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bill replies, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!”
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age”, Bill replies.
“What did you tell her, you were only 50?”
Bill smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”
Ken was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When his father became quite ill, he realized that he would soon inherit a large fortune.
He decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in a short time, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bill, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?”
Bill replies, “Girlfriend? She's my wife!”
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. “So, how did you persuade her to marry you?”
“I lied about my age”, Bill replies.
“What did you tell her, you were only 50?”
Bill smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 90.”
Ken was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When his father became quite ill, he realized that he would soon inherit a large fortune.
He decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in a short time, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Friday 25 October 2013
Thursday 24 October 2013
Wednesday 23 October 2013
Tuesday 22 October 2013
Channel Surfing
A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.
"You already know how to play football!"
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.
"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.
"You already know how to play football!"
Friday 18 October 2013
Friday 11 October 2013
Thursday 10 October 2013
Wednesday 9 October 2013
Impressing Women
I asked my trainer at the gym which machine I should use to impress beautiful women . . .
He pointed outside and said, "The ATM machine".
He pointed outside and said, "The ATM machine".
Tuesday 8 October 2013
Monday 7 October 2013
Friday 4 October 2013
Safe Mode
America was not shut down properly.
Would you like to start America in Safe Mode with free health care and without guns (recommended)?
Would you like to start America in Safe Mode with free health care and without guns (recommended)?
Thursday 3 October 2013
Wednesday 2 October 2013
Tuesday 1 October 2013
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