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Cleaning Golf Shoes

Jack decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes; his wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence, she finally speaks.  "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit golfing.  Maybe you should just sell your golf clubs."

Jack gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

And Jack says, "There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

And Jack replies, "I wasn't."

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