Sunday 28 June 2020

Lockdown Hairstyles



I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Thursday 25 June 2020

The Constant Fighter


The reason our country is having so much hot weather is that we have too many thermometers.
If we stopped looking at our thermometers so often we'd have far fewer days over 30°. 

Wednesday 17 June 2020

Monday 15 June 2020

Outside



I don't get any luck. I made some face masks out of old socks and now I've been signed off for the week with Athlete's Nose.

Thursday 11 June 2020

In It Together


Our cleaning lady just called and told us she will be working from home and will send us the instructions to let us know what to do.

Wednesday 3 June 2020

My Choice







This lockdown is giving me the chance to do things I didn't' get around to before. I was in my garden earlier and my neighbour looked over the fence and said "What are you doing?" I said "I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order". She said "Really? I don't know how you find the time!" I said "Oh that's easy, it's right next to the sage".

Tuesday 2 June 2020

New Player




The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. All dogs that have been held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Monday 1 June 2020