From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock
As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself . . .
. . . I really must wash some cups!
From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock
As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself . . .
. . . I really must wash some cups!
I Saw a Huge Seagull Today
It was big enough to be a D Gull.
But not quite big enough to be an Eagle.
I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'.
It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing", I said to my wife.
"Wear your own then", she replied.
The man that invented the Yo-Yo died yesterday.
He was lowered into his grave 15 times!
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice.
Call a girl fat once and she'll never forget.
Because elephants never forget.
From Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock
My friends call me the exorcist.
Because, after I leave there are no spirits left in the house.
My doctor says I should think about getting my stomach stapled.
It's great that at my age he still believes I could be a centrefold.
The patron saint of coffee is St. Arbucks.
After her son turned 10 years old his mother started to think that he looked a little strange so she did a DNA test and found out the child is not hers.
She told her husband what she had discovered.
Her husband replied, "Ah, you don't remember do you?
When we were leaving the hospital, the baby pooped into its nappy and you told me to go and change him.
So, l went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there".
The wife fainted.
"It's a boy!", I shouted with tears rolling down my face.
"I don't believe it. A boy!"
It was at that moment that I decided that I would never visit Thailand again.