A man brings his best mate home for dinner unannounced at 5.30 p.m. After work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in.
"My hair & make-up are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas, and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
What the hell did you bring him here for?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
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