Wednesday 2 June 2021

tazer ... fire extinguisher ... bird feeder ... toilet paper ...


From xkcd

A girl I used to work with once captured me and locked me in her basement for a fortnight, using me as her sex slave.

But, one day she went to work and slipped up; she forgot to lock the door.

I thought, "Great, here's my chance." So I snuck upstairs and grabbed the phone.

Half-an-hour later my pizza arrived, and then I went back down to the basement and waited patiently for her to return home.

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