Monday 7 March 2022

New Phone Partner


From Cyanide & Happiness

From Bored Panda

A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other one afternoon when the phone rings.

She answers and the man leans over to listen in."

Oh, I'm so glad you called." she says in a cheery voice.

Really? Well, that's wonderful. I'm so happy for you.

Yes, sounds terrific.

I'm absolutely fine, thanks. You just enjoy yourself.

Great. Thanks. Okay, bye for now."

She hangs up.

The man asks, 'Who was that?"

She replies, "That was my husband telling me what a great time he's having on his golf trip with you."

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