An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, went to Texas on holiday.
Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic Cowboy Boots, so seeing a pair on sale, he bought them and wore them back to the digs.
Walking along proudly, he sauntered into the bedroom and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me, Margaret?"
His wife looked him over carefully and said, "Nope., not a thing."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and then walked back out into the bedroom stark naked, except for his new cowboy boots.
Once again, he asked his wife, only a little louder this time, "Now do you notice anything different about me, Margaret?"
His wife looked him over again and exclaimed, "What's different, Bert? It's hanging down again today, same as it was hanging down yesterday, same as it'll probably be hanging down tomorrow, no doubt."
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope," his wife replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS, WOMAN!"
"In that case", Bert's wife replied, "you should've bought a hat then, shouldn't you?"
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