At a lecture on the paranormal the presenter asked, "How many people believe in Ghosts?"
About 60 hands go up.
"How many have seen a ghost.?"
About 15 hands go up.
"How many of you have spoken to a ghost.?"
3 hands go up.
"How many have had sex with a ghost?"
One hand goes up, Lewis right at the back.
The speaker says to Lewis, "I have been doing this for 40 years and you are the first that has claimed to have had sex with a ghost. Why don't you come forward and tell us about it?"
Lewis shuffles forward looking a bit sheepish and says, "Sorry I couldn't hear you from the back, I thought you said goats."
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