From xkcd
There are two types of people in the world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
From GoatToSelf
Affirmations work?
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
From Bassie Gracie
From Close to Home by John McPherson
What sort of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
From Andertoons
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their bum quacks.
From Jonesy
What part of their jobs do painters hate most in the summertime?
Having to put on two coats.
The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good results this season . . .
4-1
4-4