Establishing Common Ground

From studio_stoutpoep

My kids have been on Ebay all day.

Still no takers; I might have to lower the price!

Shakespeare Was Really Ahead Of His Time

I went to PC World this morning.

Blimey, you've got to be careful what you say in there.

Organic

From OffTheMark

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Cause they're dead.

(t)Uber Travel

From Reality Check

I passed my driving test even though I kept forgetting to use my rear view mirror and I haven't looked back since.

Gotto Do The Admin

From Cyanide & Happiness

I'm not bothered that it takes so long to get an appointment to see my doctor.

Because, it gives me more time to save up for the prescription.

Providers

From Strange Brew

I couldn't find any Oxo cubes in the supermarket today.

They must be out of stock.

Tried and Tested

From Speedbump

The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted

 

there he was –

chasing sticks,

doing tricks,

and all that stuff

 

next minute, woof

Brian Bilston