Driving Home

Wow, he's setting off early this year!

My new car has a switch for pretty much everything.

There's even one that says 'rear wiper' but I'm still too afraid to try that one whilst I'm driving.

Frog Prince

From Portsherry

Can't wait until I can start my advent calendar. I'm counting down the days already.

The Menu Please

I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.

They served super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious.

The Nurturing Knight

From smbc

My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river.

I did it but it broke my heart.

I quite liked her dad.

Beep Beep

From Loose Parts

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all those ACME products, why didn't he just buy himself dinner?

If You Use These Emojis You're Old

From Steve Nelson

There were no such things as emojis when I was a young man.

In those days if you wanted a girl to know you found her attractive you had to post her an aubergine.

Proactive

From JimBenton

I tried reading the dictionary in bed last night.

I didn't finish it.

I got up to p.