Some Gags
Tuesday 15 October 2024
Monday 14 October 2024
Smart Toaster
Friday 11 October 2024
Parasite
From After Death Comics
"Welcome to the 41st Annual meeting of Parasites Club."
"I'm Andrew Smith, and I'll be your host for the day."
Thursday 10 October 2024
No Means No
My wife says she loves to be wooed so now whenever we have date night I have to dress up as a ghost.
Labels:
animal,
bear,
cartoon,
date,
dressing up,
gags,
ghost,
headache,
hibernation,
lol,
mammal,
Mark Lynch,
pun,
sex,
wordplay
Wednesday 9 October 2024
Tuesday 8 October 2024
Instant On Demand TV
I noticed that on my tv remote control there was a button labelled "Cinema Surround Sound".
I pressed it.
All of a sudden, a voice came from behind me saying, "Move your head, I can't see."
Monday 7 October 2024
Computer Science Stats
I'm attending my first class in binary later today, 'Binary 101'.
Which means I've missed the first four lessons.
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