It's Our Anniversary

From Faceless

Last year I booked a table for me and my wife for our anniversary.

Total waste of time; she couldn't even pot a red!

Egyptian Pool

From Speedbump

Did you know:

The only reason that there are pyramids in Egypt is because . . .

. . . they are too heavy to carry to the British Museum.

Messy Extrapolation

From xkcd

There are two types of people in the world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

How Placebos Work

From GoatToSelf

Affirmations work?

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

FCH

From Bassie Gracie

Momma Bird's Café

From Close to Home by John McPherson

What sort of birds stick together?

Vel-crows.

The Call Of The Wild

From Andertoons

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their bum quacks.