I was in the park the other day with my dog Rufus, throwing sticks and whatnot.
He was just as happy as a dog can be so I asked him.
"Rufus! What is it you like so much about sticks?"
He turned around a looked at me straight in the eye like he could not understand that I didn't know already; that it was so obvious that there was maybe not even any explanation.
But then, just before he started to play again, he said, “Bark”!
Calling it a refrigerator implies that everything in it has already been fridgerated once before.
My 5-year-old son found videos meant for adults only . . .
. . . but he couldn't understand the advanced calculus lectures from my university, so he stopped watching.
The Wi-Fi at home has been broken all weekend so I had to talk to my wife.
To my surprise, I learnt that she no longer works at Woolworths.
A man answers his door and finds a piano tuner waiting on the step.
“Can I help” says the man, “I haven't ordered a piano tuner”.
“I know you haven't” replies the piano tuner, “Your neighbours did for you”.
I had a nightmare last night that my Tik Tok account was deleted
It was scary, because for a second, I thought I had a Tik Tok account.
