Tuesday 17 September 2024
Monday 16 September 2024
Schrödinger's Dog
There's one kind of people in this world.
Those who know about Schrödinger, and those who don't.
Thursday 12 September 2024
Gift
I told the wife that I was planning on opening a theatre.
She looked astonished and said, "Are you having me on?"
I said, "Well, you can audition, but I'm not promising anything."
Wednesday 11 September 2024
The Bear Necessities
To start a zoo, you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.
That's the bear minimum.
Tuesday 10 September 2024
How To Age The Elderly
Monday 9 September 2024
Covering All Bases
They say that time is a great healer.
Which would explain why doctor's surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment!
Friday 6 September 2024
Busy Weekend
Thursday 5 September 2024
Under Pressure
Wednesday 4 September 2024
Detective Cat
Tuesday 3 September 2024
The Facebook Model
My first wife left me because of my obsession with clickbait and you won't believe what happened next.
Monday 2 September 2024
Homecoming
I couldn't believe it today when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She says I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school.