These extracts are all, purportedly, taken from letters received by the former Ministry of Pensions. The Message is usually clear even if the presentation is somewhat distracting.
1 In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
2 I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why this is?
3 Milk is wanted for my baby as the father is unable to supply it.
4 This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?
5 Mrs R has no clothes and has not had any for a year. The clergy have been visiting her.
6 In reply to your letter. I have already co-habited with your office. So far without result.
7 I am forwarding my marriage certificate and two children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.
8 Sir, I am glad to report that my husband, reported missing, is now dead.
9 Unless I get my husband's money I shall be forced to lead an immortal life.
10 I am writing these lines for Mrs G who cannot herself write. She expects to be confined next week and can do with it.
11 I am sending you my marriage certificate and six children. I had seven and one died which was baptised on half a sheet of paper by the Rev Thomas.
12 Please find out if my husband is dead as the man I am now living with won't eat or do anything until he knows.
13 In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a little boy weighing 10 lbs. Is this satisfactory?
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