I hate Russian dolls. They’re just so full of themselves.
I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living over there. He said he couldn’t complain.
The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
I haven’t slept for three days; because that would be too long.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a ban from the local zoo.
You can never lose a homing pigeon. If it doesn’t come back home, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.
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