Growing Up Solves All Your Problems

From Bizarro

Meatier

 

 

Helper Robots

From Buni Comic

 

The Value Of Being Polite

Python

He must have learned it from Severus Snake.

Rainbow Zebras

 

 

 

 

 

From Buni Comic

Pavlov's Dog Supplies

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Introduction - Hastings 17 Jun 2002

Hello, & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. You join us this week in the South Coast resort of Hastings, an historic town with much to be commended.

The story of Hastings only really begins with the famous battle, which was fought at a nearby town called Battle...now what are the chances of that happening? In September 1066, William the Conqueror assembled his forces across the Channel and set sail with his army of nine thousand Normans, after one of the most confusing roll-calls ever taken. The battle took place around Senlack Hill, and after a full days' fighting, the English were defeated, and King Harold was struck in the eye by an arrow. He was carried to the Hastings Free Hospital, where he was pronounced dead, and from there to a fee-paying one, where his condition was upgraded to 'alive'.

 
In the years following the invasion, Sussex was split into feifdoms, or 'seas' as they were known, and the Sea of Hastings passed into the control of Bishop Ralph Le Bon. Sadly, the town serfs refused to take his rule seriously after he renamed the keep 'Le Bon Sea Castle'. For over a thousand years now, that fine motte and bailey castle has stood to defend the town, and repel unwelcome visitors - not always successfully. Let's meet the teams...

ISIHAC Intros

The First Lawyer

From Bizarro

Thief

From LunarBaboon

Size Labels

From The Argyle Sweater

Buni Lost

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

The Biggest Lies On The Internet

Strict Dress Code

From Bizarro

 

End Of An Era

Do You Want To See Something Cool?

Plethora

From TheArgyleSweater

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Introductions

Hello & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. This week we can promise you a nail-biting contest...followed by a nose picking contest...  (19 Mar 1983)

Hello & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - the show where fun and laughter go together like a horse and marriage. (Northampton 23 Nov 1996)

Hello & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - it's the show where quality and comedy go together like the Lone Ranger and Toronto. (Cambridge 07 Dec 1996)

Hello & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - the show that stands Head & Shoulders above the wash basin next to the soap dish. (Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996)

Hello & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - the show that is to comedy what Florence was to the Renaissance...& Zebedee was to the Industrial Revolution. ()

Hello, & welcome to the programme which a recent poll described as "not at all the sort of thing we enjoy in Poland"... (Paris Theatre 26 Aug 1975)

ISIHAC Intros

Tardy Ambulance

 

From Bizarro

 

Envy

From LunarBaboon

Why Some Bananas Are Green

From Buni Comic