A young lady goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner for her first meeting with the family and she is very, very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal, but after the broccoli soup starter, she begins to feel a little discomfort.
The pressure on her stomach is almost enough to make her eyes water and left with little alternative, she decides to relieve herself by letting out a little wind.
It wasn't loud, but everyone around the table definitely appeared to hear a little pffft.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked around for the family dog that had been snoozing beneath the table and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy?"
'Phew!' she immediately thought and allowed half a smile to cross her face.
But a couple of minutes later she felt the gas building up again, only this time she didn't hesitate and let out a much louder, longer rip.
Once again, her boyfriend's father immediately yelled at the dog, "Skippy???"
So once more she smiled slyly and thought, 'Yes. Thank goodness for Skippy.'
Yet just another couple of minutes went by before she let out the fart of all farts and didn't even bother to try and disguise it.
At that, her boyfriend's father stood up in disgust, looked at the dog and yelled, "Damn it, Skippy! Get away from that woman before she shits all over your head."
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