Husband: "I've cleaned the bathroom."
Wife: "Aw, thanks babe."
Husband: "Remind me why we keep the toilet brush in the shower?"
Wife: "What?"
Husband: "The toilet brush. Why do we keep it in the shower?"
Wife: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Husband: "That Shredded Wheat thing."
Wife: "MY LOOFAH?"
Husband: "What? You're telling me you named the damn toilet brush?"
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