The more I learn about Russian dolls, the more I find there is to learn about Russian dolls.
Plastic surgeons can now give you a second penis, I'm tempted but worried it might make me a bit too cocky.
50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much.
There's two typos of people, those who make spelling mistakes and those who don't.
My Uncle's a lion tamer, when the bank foreclosed they took nearly everything, but at least he's still got his pride.
My Nan's got a dripping tap in her kitchen, which goes to show how much she loves dripping.
I've just been to the mobile library and borrowed a Nokia for three weeks.
I used to try to make eye contact with people on the tube, but one thing I soon learned about Londoners is they hate you touching their eyes.
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