I think it's time I told everyone a little bit about myself.
As many of you will know, I used to be a harpist.
I'm not going to brag, but I could play the harp brilliantly.
I worked in an orchestra and after one of our concerts I met this amazing woman.
I grew to absolutely adore this girl, and would do anything for her.
But this is a story about how it all went wrong.
My harp was immaculate, 17th century, with ornate carvings, and it was my pride and joy,
It was worth a great deal of money; a lot more than most people would believe.
But my girl knew, because I would play her to sleep with it every night.
She also loved the harp, and to show her how much I loved her, I decided to give it to her as a Christmas present last year.
Unfortunately, our relationship was not to last.
On boxing day, the day after I gifted to her something so important to me, I found out she didn't really love me and she sold it in an online auction.
I was devastated, and had to end it with her.............
'Last Christmas I gave her my harp, but the very next day, it was sold on eBay'
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