The Helpful Wife
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry, you were going 80.
- Man gives his wife a dirty look -
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken rear light.
Man: Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you have known about that rear light for weeks.
- Man gives his wife a dirty look -
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he is drunk.
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