Time To End It All

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, do ye hae ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Bugge roff, ye'll no bring it back!'

Relaxing Animals

Girls' Bags, Boys' Bags

How The Future Happened

From TheDoghouseDiaries

Animal maps

Dumb Kid

A young boy enters a barbers shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Foot Fetish

From Faceless

Always A Tough Challenge

From Teddy Tietz

All Todays News

Baby Names

Free Sample

OCDC

Animal Photobombs

Before Text Messages Were Invented

Boobies

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream

Seuss Army Knife

Formality

Proof Reading Is A Dying Art

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
Sharp shooter!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert SaysReally? Ya think?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersNow that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes OverWhat a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death Good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting DefendantSee if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for PeaceI can see how it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last AwhileYa think?

Cold Wave Linked to TemperaturesSurely not!
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect HomicideThey may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New BridgesYou mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery ChargeHe probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test GroupWeren't the last lot fat enough?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in SpacecraftThat's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious SnacksDo they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot DoctorsBoy, are they tall!

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Interesting Pictures

The beautiful strange-eyed kitten, taken in Lovech , Bulgaria
 

There are glass igloos for rent in Finland where you can sleep under the
Northern Lights!
 

This is Glaucus atlanticus, a sea slug found in tropical and temperate waters throughout
the world. This photograph makes the rounds on Facebook every few months simply
because it's so strangely beautiful.
 

Einstein - The World's Smallest Horse.
 

Zakynthos Island, Greece. The water is so clear, it looks like the boat is floating
in the air.

This horse breed, Akhal-Teke from Turkmenistan was announced the most
beautiful horse in the world.
 

This is what an Ocean Sand looks like when it is magnified 250 times
 
 

Unbelievable Camouflage by Satanic leaf-tailed gecko. The satanic leaf-tailed gecko from Madagascar
is a master of disguise, but that's not the only way it avoids an attack from predators. It flattens its body
against the leaves to reduce its shadow, and opens its jaws
wide to show an intimidating, bright red mouth. Like many other lizards, it can also shed
its own tail to distract a predator.
 

 
The Inside of an Oyster, growing Pearls..
 
 

California Red-Sided Garter Snake.
 

This is how Giraffes drink water
 

During the mating season, the female sits on a nesting ring while the males searches the
entire beach for the pebbles looking for the smoothest one to present to their chosen
female. Once a pebble has been selected, the male penguins presents the pebble as
a token of love to the chosen female and if she takes the pebble and places it on her
nest then she has accepted that penguin as her mate.
 

This is what happens to human skin when it’s struck by lightning!It’s called a Lichtenberg
figure — the branching pattern made by electricity as seen on the arm of Winston Kemp
who was struck by lightning
.

The incredible story of one woman's loyalty to her horse - she spent three hours holding its head
above the tide after it got stuck in the mud on a beach in Australia. A horse gets stuck
up to his neck in mud on a beach as the tide rises. His owner, Nicole Graham, who was enjoying an
afternoon ride, stayed with him as rescuers struggled for three hours to pull
him out. With moments to spare, the 500kg horse, named Astro, was freed with the help of
a tractor and harness at Avalon Beach in Geelong , Victoria , Australia .

It's an amazing natural sight at Abraham lake with the Frozen bubbles under the ice.

Zanjeer, The Golden Labrador Who Saved Thousands Of Lives.In March 1993,
a series of 12 bombs went off across Mumbai , India . The serial blasts left 257
dead and 713 injured. But in the aftermath, an unlikely hero emerged. According to
Reuters, a golden Labrador named Zanjeer worked with the bomb squad and saved
thousands of lives by detecting "more than 3,329 kgs of the explosive RDX, 600 detonators, 249
hand grenades and 6406 rounds of live ammunition."
He helped avert three more bombs in the days following the blasts. The dog died
of bone cancer in 2000. He was eight years old. In the photo, a senior police officer
lays a wreath of flowers on Zanjeer as he was buried with full police honors at a
widely-attended ceremony.

This Is What An Underwater Gunshot Looks Like.


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Emergency Beacon

Being Nervous

From TheDoghouseDiaries

The Infinity Set

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The set includes four pieces:

• Cantor fork :: now you can pin a single kiwi seed. Twice in a row.
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Breathing

Mr. RichTea