Soup Of The

 

From Bizarro

 

Whiteboards Are Remarkable

I hate Russian dolls.  They’re just so full of themselves.

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living over there.  He said he couldn’t complain.

The other day my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

I haven’t slept for three days; because that would be too long.

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a ban from the local zoo.

You can never lose a homing pigeon.  If it doesn’t come back home, what you’ve lost is a pigeon.

The Golden Shot

Blue Skin

Earl Scruggs and Bluegrass All Stars Jingle Bells

Earl Scruggs and Bluegrass All Stars Jingle Bells

Sleigh-t Of Hand

From LunarBaboon

We're Walking In The Air

From smbc

Making Babies

From Bizarro

From Teddy Tietz

Mid-Life Crisis

From Bizarro

Three Of A Kind

Christmas Lights

Ditto [Christmas]

He's Gonna Find Out

Lose Weight Before Christmas

Buni Christmas

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

From Buni Comic

Weekend Break

A Manchester United fan goes into a travel agents and says, "I'm looking for a weekend away in England, but I don't know where to go?" The travel agent says, "You can't beat Bournemouth at this time of year."

Hippotenuse

How To Tell If A Toy Is For Boys Or Girls

At Home With The Cheetahs

From TheArgyleSweater

Religious Wars

Acme Disintegrating Pistol

When The Help Desk Fails

From Bizarro

Beagle Cop

Famous Album Covers Extended To Reveal Background Action

Wah-mbulance

From LunarBaboon