Monday, 11 April 2016

I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Introduction - Leicester 10 Jun 2002


Hello, & welcome to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. You join us for a second week in Leicester, a city of varied culture and heritage.

Many of Leicester's place names emanate from its 9th century Danish occupation, including Deangate, Wiggesdon Lane and Unsmokedrindless Street.

Nearby places of interest include Melton Mowbray - home of the pork pie. The recipe to the original pork pie is a closely guarded secret, but its known to rely on using pork from a specific breed of pig that produces a copious amount of gelatinous fatty grease. Many breeders have successfully raised such pigs, but none has ever managed to catch hold of one.

Leicester also has plenty to offer those in search of culture; the city's museum and art gallery houses what was believed to be Britain's largest dinosaur, until the advent of ITV Digital. But there's more to Leicester today than well-known dinosaurs...Let's meet the teams...

ISIHAC Intros

Thursday, 7 April 2016

Quick Quiz

Q. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A. Aye matey.
 
Q. Where are average things built?
A. In a satisfactory.
 
Q. How do you know when your diarrhoea is genetic?
A. When it runs in your genes.
 
Q. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A. Because he neverlands.
I like this joke because it never grows old.
 
Q. How do you make holy water?
A. Boil the hell out of it.
 
Q. When do you know that a tractor is magic?
A. When you see it turn into a field.
 
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet?
A. Because the p is silent.