I bet the Queen was disappointed to watch 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest', and find it wasn't about the time she flew over a cuckoo's nest.
Not a lot people know this about 50 Cent, but he used to be one half of Dollar.
The Tower of Pisa is probably the most famous listed building.
I went on a course to learn how to complain properly, and it was so good, I got my money back.
I was named after my dad, and that's because I'm a lot younger than him.
I used to be a mobile hairdresser but that didn't work out, as not enough people had hairy phones.
As a child I worked in hurricane prevention, well I say that, I pulled the wings off butterflies.
I've just completed the couch to 5K app, now what am I supposed to do with 5000 couches?
I accidentally used a volume maximising shampoo, and now my hair's too noisy.
My nose was all clogged up this morning, so I gave it a really good blow, and two wooden shoes popped out.
I was actually Birmingham Memory Man of the Year, back in 1980-something.
There's two typos of people in the world, those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.
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