A Happy Place

From A Third Thing

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said, "Hi. How are you today?"

Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine, thanks."

The voice said, "So, what are you up to?"

I said, "Well, I'm probably doing the same as you, I expect. Sitting here, waiting..."

From next door, "Can I come over?"

Annoyed, I said, "No, you can not, you dodgy pervert."

The voice then said, "Listen, I'm going to have to ring you back. There's some moron in the next cubicle listening to every word I say."