I was shopping in Tesco the other day and there was a weird looking child running around the place like a lunatic.
So, I said to the bloke standing next to me, "Whoa. That is one ugly kid running around."
He looked at me and snarled, "That is my son."
I baulked and said, "Sorry, mate. I didn't realise you were his dad."
He said, "I'm not. I'm his mother."
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