Two lazy vultures had procrastinated on flying south for the winter until the first frost hit, then they got worried.
"We better catch an airplane to Mexico, let's go to the airport!"
So, they take off down the road, and as luck would have it, they come across two dead road-killed opossums, that had started to get nice and smelly, just like vultures like them.
"What luck, we better take these with us, I heard the airlines don't offer meals on the flight anymore."
So, they each grab a dead opossum, tuck it under their wing, and head on to the terminal.
They walk up to the ticket counter and tell they lady "We'd like two tickets to Cancun, please."
"Very well," she says, "Will you be checking any bags?"
"No," say the vultures, holding up the dead opossum carcasses, "we only have carrion."
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