A girl I used to work with once captured me and locked me in her basement for a fortnight, using me as her sex slave.
But, one day she went to work and slipped up; she forgot to lock the door.
I thought, "Great, here's my chance." So I snuck upstairs and grabbed the phone.
Half-an-hour later my pizza arrived, and then I went back down to the basement and waited patiently for her to return home.
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