Tuesday, 19 September 2023

Unfaithful

A guy sits down at a bar looking disconsolate.

"Is everything okay?" the bartender asks.

"My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn't going to talk to me for a month," he replies.

The bartender says, "Well, maybe that's a good thing. A little peace and quiet?"

The guy looks up with teary eyes and says, "Yeah, but today is the last day!"

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