Complaints To Thomas Cook

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World

‘Don, can I ask you something?’

‘One question.’

‘Do you find me attractive?’

Gene told me the next day that I got it wrong? But he was not in a taxi, after an evening of total sensory overload, with the most beautiful woman in the world. I believed I did well. I detected the trick question. I wanted Rosie to like me, and I remembered her passionate statement about men treating women as objects. She was testing to see if I saw her as an object or as a person. Obviously the correct answer was the latter.

‘I haven’t really noticed,’ I told the most beautiful woman in the world.

Paleo Diet

From Bizarro

Nice Melons

Countdown

From LunarBaboon

Learning Curve

From smbc

Diamond Illusion

 

 

All the diamonds are the same colour

From Mighty Optical Illusions