Sunday, 28 June 2020

Lockdown Hairstyles



I was waiting in the queue outside B&Q this morning when my mate called and asked how big the queue was. I said "The same size as the B".

Thursday, 25 June 2020

The Constant Fighter


The reason our country is having so much hot weather is that we have too many thermometers.
If we stopped looking at our thermometers so often we'd have far fewer days over 30°.