Playing Safe

From Bliss

From Speedbump

A man takes his wife to get tested.

Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So, what am I supposed to do?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

Trade

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Yet More Working From Home Problems

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Heard Immunity

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The Old Normal

From Wrong Hands

Clowns Distancing

From Reality Check

Ignorance Is Bliss

From Bliss

Do not let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory. I went in to Tesco's for lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber and instead came out with chocolate and wine.