A Reminder From Bruce

It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2053, when John awoke with a need to go to the bathroom. To John this wasn't just any ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last package of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020.

Halloween Goodies

 

Full Size

From JimBenton

Hallowe'en Mask

From Cyanide & Happiness

May 2021 - UK still coming to terms with new 17-tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection. - HIGNFY

Tier System

UK warned it faces 'a tough Christmas' after man trying to make sense of tier system says he'll probably leave it this year:

 - HIGNFY

Getting to grips with the rules:

Can people from different households meet?

No

What about the pub?

Yes

 

Can you meet in groups over 6?

No?

What about schools?

Yes

 

Can people go to the theatre if they are wearing masks?

No

What about an aeroplane?

Yes

 

Do you know what you're doing?

Yes

Really?

No

Release

From Bliss

The best thing about not having worked since mid-March is not having to put back the clock in my car. - Gary Delaney

Badly Organised Invasion

From Strange Brew