Hook

From Faceless

My local golf shop is selling all its stock to stay in business. The putters, drivers and irons are all gone, but they’re not out of the woods yet.

Balancing Act

From Little Porpoise

In The Not Too Distant Future

From Mark Lynch

I just checked my emails, only to find it full of the usual offers, such as penis extensions, Viagra, hair loss cures, how to keep your woman satisfied, how to lose weight quickly etc. I wouldn't mind, but they're all from the missus.

The Daily Grind

From The Bent Pinky by Scott Metzger

I accidentally just knocked a lady over in Domino's Pizza. Well, I say one…

Picatso

From Rhymes With Orange

A cub scout just came to my door asking if I wanted any odd jobs doing. I've got him glittering an aardvark.

Playing The Long Game

From smbc

and while we're in the area . . .

From War and Peas

 

Preventing Life

From ExtraFabulousComics

Just noticed a sign on a pub door saying Guide Dogs Only. That's possibly the most niche pub ever.