Feeling Loyal

From Dilbert

I came home early from work and found my wife cheating.

The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

Is The Pope Catholic?

From Bizarro

From Waynovision

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

A: Dr Dre

Knock Knock Jokes For Cats

From OffTheMark

I just had a delivery guy from DPD knock on my door.

He said "I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour".

I said "You've got the wrong house then mate".

Neighbourhood Watch

From The Argyle Sweater

My next door neighbour said to me "Is it ok if I use your lawnmower?"

I said "Certainly, just don't take it out of my garden".

Titanic, The True Story

From smbc

Booginner

From Loading Artist

I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

Who's A Good Boy?

From HeyBuddy

York, so good they named it.