Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Feeling Loyal


From Dilbert

I came home early from work and found my wife cheating.

The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.

Friday, 27 August 2021

Knock Knock Jokes For Cats

From OffTheMark

I just had a delivery guy from DPD knock on my door.

He said "I've got a parcel for your next door neighbour".

I said "You've got the wrong house then mate".

Thursday, 26 August 2021

Neighbourhood Watch


From The Argyle Sweater

My next door neighbour said to me "Is it ok if I use your lawnmower?"

I said "Certainly, just don't take it out of my garden".

Tuesday, 24 August 2021

Booginner


I've just started to write a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.