Road Safety

From Bliss

I was driving towards a village and, I'll admit it, I thought I was going a bit fast. But then one of those auto road signs flashed up 87mph, and spookily enough, that was exactly the speed I was travelling at. So hey, I figured I was OK.

Extreme Kondo

From Andertoons

Even after all these years my wife still thinks I'm sexy.

Whenever I walk by she says, "What an ass".

Aide Memoire

From Cornered

My son, Luke, loves it that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

Know Your Cloud Formations

From Wrong Hands

From OffTheMark

From The Other Coast

Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?

Because it was a for-rainer

Know Your Cloud Formations

From Wrong Hands

From OffTheMark

From The Other Coast

Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?

Because it was a for-rainer.

Banking App

It's okay, they scan the serial numbers and make sure you can't deposit the same note more than once.

From xkcd

I walked out of Tesco yesterday and saw a woman crying her eyes out saying she'd lost all her holiday money.

I felt so bad for her that I gave her £50.

I don't usually do things like that but I was feeling generous as I'd just found 2 grand in the car park....

Know Your Computers

From smbc

My computer suddenly started singing "Someone Like You."

It's a Dell.