Revolutionary Diet

From Moderately Confused

A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat.

A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.

Meanwhile a tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to eat well and exercise! I don't think so.

Whatever You're Into

From Cyanide & Happiness

Because he felt crummy!

Mobile Phone Mobile

From Reality Check

How much "No More Tears" shampoo do you have to rub into a baby's eyes before it stops crying?

Job Interview Weakness

From Pain Comics

Job interviewer: "What would you say is your main weakness?"

Me: "Empathy"

Job interviewer: "Do you mean apathy?"

Me: "Yeah. Whatever"

Nature

From Dogmo

Don't tell secrets in the garden.

The potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beanstalk.

Pawblo Picatso Perhaps

or Meowchelangelo maybe

From B Kliban

or could it be Furmeer

                                   or Pawed Monet

                                                            or Henri Catisse

                                                                                      or Frida Katlo

                                                                                                            or Andy Pawhol

Learning New Tricks

From Bliss

From The Far Side

My son came home from school and told me he had ADD.

I said "What's that son?"

He said "Dunno, I wasn't paying attention".