Trip To The Beach

From Andertoons

The best thing about being a man is the ability to explain things you don't understand.

Calendars

From OffTheMark

Monday        -        Greg

Tuesday       -        Ian

Wednesday  -        Greg

Thursday     -        Ian

Friday          -        Greg

Saturday      -        Ian

Sunday         -        Greg

 

The Gregorian Calendar

More Beautiful

From Bliss

What do you call a Frenchman with no kids who tells a Dad Joke?

Un Faux Pa.

The Ballad Of Railroad Man

From Cyanide & Happiness

Treats

From JimBenton

Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.

Me: Sorry, we only take cash.

Manager: Can I talk to you?

Brainstorming

From Dilbert

Life Tip:

I've found that if you tuck one bit of your trouser leg into your socks people expect less of you.

Some Enchanted Evening

From Bird and Moon

Insects are apparently the superfood of the future.

I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.

Gave me butterflies in my stomach.