Geiger Counter

From xkcd

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire but then I understood.

Yay, Pizza

From Dilbert

I always get my pizza delivered.

I don't understand why they're putting liver on pizza in the first place.

Needs To Switch To DeCat

From Bound and Gagged

I understand now why my cat sleeps so much.

She's living life on paws.

Everyday Problem

From Moderately Confused

Why was there a lion in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

Room Of Delights

From smbc

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss-a-Brie?

I Cheddar the world and the Feta cheese,

Everybody's looking for Stilton.

Sheep Miracle

From The Perry Bible Fellowship

Q: How do they milk sheep?

A: Release another iPhone.

Realistic VR

From Faceless

To get your porn star name, take the number of times you've had sex in the past week and you're not a porn star, are you? Get back to work.