Doing My Best

From Dinos and Comics

How are unicorns fake but giraffes are real?

What's more believable, a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck?

First And Foremost A Gentleman

From Wumo

Ever since I became an archaeologist . . .

. . . my career has been in ruins.

How To Have A Perfect Evening

From Bird and Moon

Do you hate it when people answer their own questions?

I do.

Interrupted Journey

From Speedbump

Bird Translator

From OffTheMark

I've developed a rash on my upper leg, and every time I scratch it, I hear music…

Doctor says it's spotty thigh!

D-ogling and Battraction

From The Argyle Sweater

From The Argyle Sweater

We took part in a trivia quiz last night.

We had to name three songs by Meatloaf.

We got Bat Out of Hell, and You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth, but couldn't for the life of us think of another one.

Oh well, I suppose two out of three ain't bad.

Fashion Faux Pas

From Loose Parts

From Loose Parts

I love the way greeting cards shops cover the whole range of human emotion, from extreme happiness all the way to 'blank inside'.