What's Your Memory Like?

From Liniers Cartoon

A week of national rail strikes begins today.

Train shortages, cancellations and travel chaos are expected to be unaffected.

Key Ingredient

From Rhymes With Orange

The best thing about the internet is that you can claim credit for things you had no part in.

It's one of the reasons I invented it.

Childhood Memories

I saw Diana Ross trying to push in at the queue at The Post Office.

I said to her, "You can't hurry love, you just have to wait."

The King Is Dead

From Buni Comic

Some scumbags have nicked a tree from our garden.

It doesn't look right now there's a gap where the tree should be.

Bring back the birch, that's what I say.

Inviting Friends Home

From Asher Perlman

A couple of my mates are having a joint party for Chinese New year and Burns night.
It's called Chinese Burns night.
I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm.

Beautiful Music

From Twistwood Tales

Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England? Was it:

A. Norwich

B. York

C. Leeds

The Big Book Of Baby Names

From Foolish Mortals

To find out your dolphin name simply lick your finger tips and rub a balloon.