Monday, 30 September 2024

Not For Parents - Or Maybe For All Parents

From JimBenton

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

 

But they were fucked up in their turn

By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

And half at one another's throats.

 

Man hands on misery to man.

It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

And don't have any kids yourself.

 

This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin

Friday, 27 September 2024

Finding A Wife

From Faceless

I just found out that my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious.

She is absolutely not "adventurous", and "fun to be around"!

Tuesday, 24 September 2024

Monday, 23 September 2024

Misfit

From Buni Comic

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.


Friday, 20 September 2024

Today's Special

From Cyanide & Happiness

I just placed an order at my local Chinese takeaway.

I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with the special fried badger cubs.

It's a sett meal for one.